Ingredients for 2 servings:
1. 1 (6 ounce) can albacore tuna, drained and flaked
2. 2 tablespoons onions, chopped
3. 2 tablespoons dill relish
4. 1 tablespoon ripe olives, sliced
5. 1 tablespoon mayonnaise
6. 1 tablespoon ranch dressing
7. 2 dashes French’s mustard, for color
8. pepper, to taste
9. bread
10. 1/2 hard-boiled egg
Directions:
1. Mix it, spread it, eat it.